i will catch you if you fall
I like to call this post “Jensen Ackles giving an entire monologue using only his face”
my favorite time of year is when all the bugs start to die
one thing you can’t take away from ser jorah the explorah is that he believed in dany long before she had dragons
so you can sit down with that shit about right now
I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us, no no no.
i think you can join our oldie group now, melanie and i are both waiting for you
oohhh I´m on my way ladies :) best oldie group ever
yes there is.
first you gotta take out your dentures… plug each tooth out, coat them with rocksalt and form a circle with ‘em in front of your bathroom mirror. you gotta chant “wincest” three times.
if you whisper it very slow and soothingly Rallia and I will appear and grab your butt. if you’re not wearing old lady panties you’ll be dismissed, disqualified and out. out!
if you’re able to say “wincest” three times, without them fake teeth and without spitting, then you’re in.
- of course we demand pictures -
Most important: you can’t enter if you’re younger than 27, which you’re not… so you’re good to go on that part.
Club rules will be send to you once you’ve passed the ritual.